Summer Gains

For weightlifters, powerlifters, and bodybuilders still in school, these are the gains made during summer vacation. Proper rest, unlimited access to food, and increased training capacity causes gains to skyrocket.

Lifter 1: Man, my body is wrecked. 6 hours of sleep, piles of homework, its killing my gains.
Lifter 2: I hear ya. I haven't pr'd in over a month. How long til summer?
Lifter 1: 1 month
Lifter 2: Thank fuck. Can't wait for them summer gains!

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no pain no gain

Some stupid ass saying that people get to try to motivate you and it doesnt FUCKING WORK unless your a faggot ass dipshit also

Hey dude lift weights 12 fucking hours a day no pain no gain right

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making gains

meaning someone in a friend group (mostly a guy) has more than 1 girl around him

“yooo Cash out here making gains!”

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gain season

A time before winter, where you don’t eat any fat foods or foods that will make you look like shit, so you don’t have to work out over the winter.

Speaker 1: Fuck John, gain season starts tommorow
Speaker 2: Shit, we better go get our last desert!

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gain green

When one becomes so angry that they turn green....Incredible Hulk Style

When the kid got robbed, he got gain green

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back gains

Muscle gains on your back.

My back gains recently started showing

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making gains

when someone in a friend group (mostly a guy) has 1 or more girls around him

“yooo Cash out here making gains!”

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