If your trying to to come out today's the day
Mom:hey
Jim:Hey im gay
Mom:why tell me know?
Cause it's gay day
Basically gays aren't allowed to fuck another guy in the 20th of December, we don't want our christmas ruined.
Marcus: hey, it's No Gay Day so our sex is delayed after December
William: Yeah i was about to say the same thing, I guess we don't fuck today
This holiday falls on the 22nd of April. Everyone must be gay and send nude pics to all their same sex friends. Penis or vagina must be shown during this act.
Oh my god! It's National Everyone Is Gay Day! You gotta send your nudes!
A day where gay people are sad.
Oh, I get why you're sad, it's because it's May 23rd: National Gay People Be Sad Day
The 2nd and 18th of every month are the days when you can kiss a guy and not be gay. Also if you're born on these days, in April, May, October and November, You start life with your gay charge bar with already 50% charged.
Nathan: "What are you doing Howard? kissing a guy? I thought you were straight.
Howard: Nah dude it's National Gay Day. I'm still straight.
April 19th- international boydes gay day
Look it's April 19th! ,
Boydes gay day ,
That means boyde is officially gay!
Feb 6th and 7th is where you be gay for those 2 days.
Dont be shyyyyy.
Dude 1: Hey Homie, its National Be Gay Day.
Dude 2: Lets act gayyy
Dude 1 & 2: YEEEEe