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When you take a poop, but instead of the poop falling off into the toilet it spreads itself out like a sticky cloud, filling half your buttcrack and your taint all the way to your balls, like you'd find in a baby's diaper, and it takes half a roll of toilet paper to clean, and usually a hemorrhoid develops because if all the wiping.
I had a diaper genie this morning and ran out of buttwipe because I used so much yesterday when I had my other diaper genie. Now I think I'm getting a rrhoid.
When you’re holding in an imminent F5-rated dump, yet somehow are coerced into sexual activity. Despite all mind over matter efforts, mid thrust, voila!!! a choco genie appears. Most sex partners frown upon its arrival, but the dump grants three wishes, so many creators accept the choco genie and express satisfaction in their masterpiece.
“I wasn’t ready Stan, I desperately needed to dominate my toilet, but Janet wanted to bone. I hated those sheets anyway, she got what she deserved and I’ll always cherish my little chocolate genie.”
A guy on YouTube was known initially as Julie Tirock for approximately 5-6 years. He eventually revealed that he catfished to groom a 15-year old as a girl in late 2020.
Guy 1: Hey remember Julie Tirock, or Zac Genie, from a while back?
Guy 2: Who's that?
Guy 1: He was a guy who groomed a 15-year old, it's a shame.
A gender-neutral, often times single use, bathroom.
Hey, Rivas wanna go rip the Juul in the Geny Neut?
Nah bro I'll catch up later, gonna go drop a burden of a shit in the Geny Neut.
I once fucked a girl in a Geny Neut, thank god for those things cause' I wouldn't have been able to thrust that hard in a stall.
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Somone that can make an old fashioned aka hand Job an absolutely magical, nut busting experience.
Rachel put on a furry glove last night has gave me a handy. It was incredible. She’s a weenie genie.
Dude your mom’s hands are so soft they are like butter stroking my knob. She’s a weenie genie.
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To buff up the skin lantern until you are granted three sticky wishes.
"Go ahead baby, give me a genie rub and I promise to grant at least on wish."
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A product made by Camerica/Galoob for the NES, SNES, Genesis, Game Boy, and Game Gear. It manipulated the binary code to do some shit, I don't really know.
*Eunuch with effeminate voice* Hey! Yo! I totally broke through and hacked up Super Mario Brothers number one with my Game Genie!
*Straight guy* Wow! I just hacked into my girlfriend and now I have a son!
*Eunuch* I wish I had balls...
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