Don't get your honey where you get your money.

Don't get into inter-office relationships. Do not romance a co-worker. Don't get your loving where you get your paycheck. Leave your private and personal life private.

Man: "I'm going to ask my new secretary out."
Friend: "Don't get your honey where you get your money."

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Don't get your sugar where you get your dough

I don't date coworkers.

That new girl is cute. I might ask her out.

Dude, don't get your sugar where you get your dough.

Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter

1. Same as saying "don't shit where you eat"
2. Meat meaning "meat injection" and "bread and butter" meaning money.
3. It's not a good idea to sleep with the same people you work with.

Co worker: have you noticed Bam's got nice buns
Me: Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter

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why is nobody talking about the warning we get when we follow you

When someone wants followers and gets their friend to comment on their post to fool the ignorant

James: hey dude, I need followers. can you tell people they’ll get a warning when they follow me?

Nathan: sure bro

Nathan: why is nobody talking about the warning we get when we follow you?

dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was

the big boys are the same and you can get them on the way to your house or to the good old place and they will be able to voice your life with you and your family is a great thing to do in your life that and your family your life is the best one find find a good

to the old days in the world and you will find that you have a great life for you as well and you are a sad and beautiful girl that will never be able and you want to be a good friend

and you are a great person who is very proud of yourself and the way you are and will be your life is the only thing that you can make a perfect life in your life is before the first year of the year and you are the only one who can suck your life

dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was

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He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.

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Get what you need of my nuts bannging on the back of your assahhh

Korean slang used by the front wall stocker at gardners supermarket.

Ahhhh Peyton, Get what you need of my nuts bannging on the back of your assahhh