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1. When you have so much piss in your balls some piss has to be stored in the dickhole and when you take a piss it takes forever to get it all out and it kinda looks like a Godzilla atomic breathe if it was yellow
Yo homie: Dude your pissing up a storm
You: It’s called a Godzilla piss
A booty so good that when you see it, you let out a godzilla roar
Oh shit did you see that godzilla-booty?! *RAWWWWWR* goddamn
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A abnormally long and thick penis that is some what reminiscent of Godzilla's tail.
I won't be seeing Bill again, he took his pants off and had a Godzilla Tail for a cock!
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The act of masturbating to a godzilla movie in a crowded theater while wearing fake dragon hands and after ejaculation letting a lizard clean you off.
Tonights godzilla bukkake feature the film godzilla vs mothra and damn did I cum hard.
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A large Asian penis.
Named after Godzilla due to it's Asian origin and mythical existence.
also see: Godzilla Penis
Girl 1: I'm such a slut, I just did a BBC last nite
Girl 2: What's that?
Girl 1: A big black cock. A monster
Girl 2: That's nothing, I did a Godzilla Cock
Girl 1: What's that?
Girl 2: A monster Asian cock. They do exist.
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Godzilla 2014 is 5 minutes of a severly obese lizard with pinhead syndrome, and 115 minutes of a bug eyed crying white boy who likes like a fish whining in your face.
I want to watch a sad rom com about two boring white people crying. Fuck Steel Magnolias, I'm going to see Godzilla 2014!!
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A pink godzilla is a woman who has had her heart broken by her ex, so for retaliation she then hits on all his best guy friends taking it as far as they are willing to go. She then feels like she "got him back" and feels like the heart break is over.
MAN: yo your ex just tried to get with me last night.
Man2: yeah me too.
Man3: well im glad i broke up with that hoe, shes a pink godzilla
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