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Ugly, tall, lanky male. Often has pimples the size of South Africa and a disgusting protruding mouth (and gonorrhea).
Boy 1: I know you've never hooked up with anyone, you're too ugly!
Goober: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
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1. A fat or unattractive person.
2. Someone highly annoying and/or stupid.
"That fools a straight goober"
"Damn that girl's hella ugly. She's a goober."
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also known as Carrie, as defined by Ashley
man...that goober has really big boobs
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Goober is the last bit of a bottle of coke which nobody wants because it has gone a bit salivery, the common cause of this is from the direct application of the lips to the coke bottle, resulting in a bit of saliva entering the coke bottle with each sip.
N.B Goober can form in any drink bottle, not neccesarily coke.
"I'll pay you 10 bucks if you drink the goober out of that coke bottle"
"I don't want to drink that, Its got goober in it"
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A person who is very sloppy. You can see them wearing torn clothing that doesn't match with stains all over them, messy hair, doesn't brush their teeth, has their shoes on the wrong feet, etc. Clumsy. A slob.
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referring to me, Gagan Singh an extremely well game player.
Omg, i am teh 1337 b/c i saw goober!!11!!
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A ball of earwax, not to be mistaken for booger, which is the G and B reversed.
EWWW! He' got goober his face!
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