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A small male, imbecile, make a wish reject. Someone who got beat up in 3rd grade and failed to let it go and went into politics. Smallan syndrome.
I thought you were stupid but seriously man you're a governor dewine.
A Governor Taft is when you sit in an empty bathtub, flip backwards so that your legs are behind your head, hips are lodged to the sides, then your partner turns on the hot water so it hits your taint, and he or she will then cleanse your tafted taint.
It was only a matter of weeks before my new girlfriend was comfortable enough to give me a governor Taft. She wasn't bad for a beginner.
Say this to someone who talks to a stranger or person they do not know for too long.
(Pronoucnced, 'ello govnor')
Man1 : *Talking to a stranger*
Man1 finishes talking to the stranger
Man2 : "'ello governor, right? Haha"
In states with mandatory sick leave. Using a half day of sick leave because of a hangover.
"Come on. Have one more with me."
"I can't. I have to work in the morning."
"Dude. You've been there for 3 weeks. Take your governors pardon."
A person who severely hates anything to do with gluten
Jill is such a gluten governor! She hates anything and everything to do with gluten. Gluten is the worst - Jill