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When two people shake hands and put a penis between both hands. Shaking until completion.
Me and Emily had a very happy greeting last night until I came
A smilingly-playful salutation dat consists of da phrase, "The color between orange and green." Translation: "YELLOOOO!"
A rainbow greeting is da greatest --- why just SAY hello when ya can YELL it? :D
Refers to a non-startling strategy employed whenever you are unable to unobtrusively get someone's attention or make eye-contact with him for whatever reason (maybe he's deep in a book, concentrating hard on a household/carpentry task, or using noisy equipment, and thus he does not look up/around occasionally or hear/observe your presence) and so you start out to say hello by speaking very quietly, and then cautiously raising your voice little-by-little (like some modern-day alarm-clocks do so as to wake you "gently" instead of startling you out of a sound slumber with a full-blast ringer right away) till the previously-oblivious person eventually becomes aware of your proximity and glances up.
I'd wanted to ask my elderly neighbor about my possibly carpooling with him on his grocery-shopping trip the next day, but he was so busy using his riding lawnmower that he never noticed me despite my circling around in front of him several times, so I eventually used the gradual-ramp-up-volume greeting to finally get his attention.
It’s a greeting in elementary school when you moo to your friends and then the teacher shouts milking time and then you milk the shit out of your bunk buddy.
Yo bro we were doing the cow milk greeting and I got milked the shit out of!
What you say in response to someone who sneezes around Christmas time. A wordplay on the expression “Season’s greetings.”
“AHCHOO!”
“Well, sneezin’s greetings to you too!”
Graffiti underneath railroad bridges.
I left you my rail greet under the railroad bridge.
A greet is a lesser or unexperienced nigreet. They share many of the same qualities, but the major difference is the amount of bowls they can snap.
He’s just a greet, but one day he’ll learn to snap like a true nigreet.