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A Guinness Fart is almost the exact opposite to a genuine fart , and can catch you out after you have consumed a commendable volume of the lovely black liquid .
Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart
I’d only had 9 pints of Dublins finest and whilst walking home I trusted my sphincter to emit some gas which I thought had backed up inside my poop chute . How wrong I was, when the bastard sphincter tricked me with. Guinness Fart and deposited about 4 lbs of BumMolasses directly into my kex . To make matters worse , by the time I’d walked the rest of my journey , the dollop had went cold
5 best friends, ones small, ones tall, ones skinny, twos fat, all are drug addicts or have been
Ahh yo!! 5 friends in our group!, that means we’re sluts for Guinness.
Runny black turd with gash froth on top.
Who wants a sexy Guinness?
when your trying to convey that something you did was 100% true.
yes I'm high right now on Guinness bro.
The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.
TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.
An amazing person who is perfect
Wow have you seen Guin Ofoegbu she’s the best person in the world
The act of passing diarrhea, usually whilst travelling abroad.
"How was Gary this morning?"
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours