Willwont

Sure to be the first word added to the dictionary by a Presidential administration upon , this verb is used to cover all bases when you forget your audience during a campaign.

Vice President Biden, will you administration ban fracking? We willwont.

Guin

A guin is a human-penguin hybrid. Guins are fiercely protective of other guins and commonly place the welfare of non-guins far below their own kind. Guins also deny the existence of guins and in outside conversation will treat them along the same lines as the loch ness monster, bigfoot, extraterrestrials or the mafia.

There is no such thing as guins. (wink wink)