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The lowest point your wood settles at. Some people want it lower, but it's too popular and that just seems to be stuck there untill someone pokes it.
Did you see how low that Homu went?
It's fine, it's Thick and bounce back to the Haggis Bottom by noon.
It's when your significant other spreads apart their buttocks in a manner in which they reveal their butthole. You then get some haggis and drape it over their spread butt then you proceed to eat that and their ass.
"Hey how was the Ren. Faire?"
"It was good, Tiffany and I even got to do the haggis donut after"
"Nice bro"
An old Scottish person of whomst N U T S while eating his favorite meal
Hey Cum Bag Haggis, can I have some?
A term used to call someone gay, usually towards Scottish people.
This term is often used with the classic Scottish sarcasm. Therefore, this can be a friendly greeting as well as an insult. The same way Scottish people call each other “cunts” all the time as a friendly greeting.
Using this with the intent as a homophobic insult in Scotland could potentially be perceived as a hate crime under the Hate Crime & Public Order (Scotland) Act 2021.
However, using it as a sarcastic greeting among normal friends is just part of the classic Scottish banter.
Friendly Greeting (In Sarcastic Scottish Accent):
“How’s it going ya filthy haggis packer?”
Insult (Homophobic Tendencies):
“Fuck off ya filthy haggis packer!”
“Suck me aff ya disgusting haggis-packing bastard!”
Historical saying of language (slang) used to promote happiness and celebration of a religious event. Typically Yiddish ascribed intent.
Haggy to all on this 2nd night of Hanukkah!!!(except Shayna for doubting Ethan).
Historical saying (or slang) used to promote happiness and celebration during a Hebrew gathering - typically the 2nd night of Hannukah. Of Yiddish heritage, this phrase is usually spoken only by the most mensch.
Haggy to all except those who doubt (shayna Elekman).
Historical saying of good will and celebration usually used on the 2nd night of Hannukah. This phrase was popularized by those who believe (not shayna).
Haggy to my close family and friends!