The lowest point your wood settles at. Some people want it lower, but it's too popular and that just seems to be stuck there untill someone pokes it.
Did you see how low that Homu went?
It's fine, it's Thick and bounce back to the Haggis Bottom by noon.
Term used for the unwashed genitalia of a Scottish female.
Fern has such a haggis fanny, she needs a wash.
An old Scottish person of whomst N U T S while eating his favorite meal
Hey Cum Bag Haggis, can I have some?
A term used to call someone gay, usually towards Scottish people.
This term is often used with the classic Scottish sarcasm. Therefore, this can be a friendly greeting as well as an insult. The same way Scottish people call each other “cunts” all the time as a friendly greeting.
Using this with the intent as a homophobic insult in Scotland could potentially be perceived as a hate crime under the Hate Crime & Public Order (Scotland) Act 2021.
However, using it as a sarcastic greeting among normal friends is just part of the classic Scottish banter.
Friendly Greeting (In Sarcastic Scottish Accent):
“How’s it going ya filthy haggis packer?”
Insult (Homophobic Tendencies):
“Fuck off ya filthy haggis packer!”
“Suck me aff ya disgusting haggis-packing bastard!”
Messy hair that reminds you of Hagrid.
Your hair is so haggy today. Comb it!