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n. (abbr) Camera Off, Meetings in Bed.
When you have early video meetings or you’ve stayed up late on a school night and need a lazy morning. Refers to turning off your laptop camera and keeping your microphone on mute so your colleagues can’t see or hear that you’re still in bed. Used predominantly in work-from-home situations, particularly during global pandemics.
10:24pm on a Sunday: quarter can of beer remaining...
*thinks to self*
Should I stop binging Star Trek and go to bed at a reasonable time so I’m fresh for my long day of meetings tomorrow? Nah, I’ll just treat myself to a COMB morning!
*opens new can of beer*
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Cum On My Butthole
It's internet Macro speak for when you want somebody to cum on your butthole or imply that somebody is enough of a fag to want your cum on their butthole.
I was doing my hair and said I needed my comb. Next thing you knew, my roommate shot a load on my anus.
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When a girl (or guy if you roll that way) is giving you a Blow Job and they use their teeth instead of their lips to give you a BJ. This can feel good if it is done lightly but usually when you refer to the comb a girl has used a little too much teeth on your dick. Usually inexperienced girls perform the comb quite often until a guy brings it up.
Sentence 1
Susie was giving me the comb last night and I didn't have the balls to bring it up with her so I sat through a terrible blow job.
Sentence 2
After Susie was finished giving me the comb, she had to peel my dick skin from her teeth.
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Originally meaning fixing the hair.
Today can be heard for the reference of getting ones ass kicked, or even killed in a video game. Like the new urban word raped
Don't go out there. You will get your ass combed....
Nigga need a ass combed!
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(verb) - To search through a crowd of people (to "Comb") seeking out, and flirting with the attractive females.
We combed hard at that party! I got like 4 numbers!
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A very sturdy individual.
You can count on that dude, he’s a real Combs.
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