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Hairline Malfunction

Somebody with the worst hairline you've ever seen

Jack: wow your hairlines so bad
Carol: Jack your so mean

Jack: it looks like you have a hairline malfunction

by Skinny Peinus January 6, 2017


caleb hairline

a virus that has originated back in BC. it mutated and spread through the years. it is typically known as caleb hairline.

i think i am infected with caleb hairline

by iooidhiwdbed December 12, 2022


MidLights Hairline

Not fucking existing

bro His is not as worse as MidLights Hairline

by MidLight January 2, 2023


MJ's Hairline

Something that should never be mentioned ever again.....

OMG THAT HAIRLINE you relate to MJ's hairline

by Pinelipoe April 19, 2018


Pushed my hairline back

When the black negro barber pushes the negro customers hairline back so hard he ages 30 years

Man my barber done fucked me up, my side-chick dont wanna fuck me no more because this negro barber pushed my hairline back

by A White Negro May 27, 2023


fixed hairline

a fucked up hairline that you try to make but doesn't turn out right.

I like your fixed hairline nigga.

by hfjddmaBIG HEADAZZZZZ March 4, 2018


Tegan’s Hairline

This is a holy and unstoppable singularity of power. Even simply getting a glance of it will give you a understanding of the universe and it’s purpose.

White guy: I have searched for so long, I conclude Tegan’s Hairline can only be found by the chosen one

by TheLordOfAllHairline April 18, 2019