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On Halloween steel anyone's bag of candy and hit them in the face
"Halloween" is an Autumn holiday original derived from a Pagan holiday contemporarily named "All Hallow's Eve." It's more traditional name is Balls Hollow Eve and is based on the practice in which on October 31st Men would carve glory holes into pumpkins and jack off into them; making their balls hollow. This practice was believed to help un-wanted pregnancies which would lead to unwanted births in late July and August. Balls Hollow Eve was practiced to help stagnant and decline infant mortality as July and August were two of the hottest months of the year. Women would typical carry their newborns with them as they plowed fields in the heat; which was often untenable for the infants.
Overtime Men began carving faces into the pumpkins as a form of archaic porn to help hollow their balls faster and do, what they believed, was their part in stopping infant mortality. The faces encouraged the men to Jack off more in these pumpkins that eventually became known as Jack Off Lanterns or Jack O Lanterns.
Did you see the size of my Jack O Lantern for Halloween this year?
A day where you dress up as stuff and get candy in return :)
I’m so happy today is Halloween! I will get so much candy!
The time of the year when most girls dress in something slutty and guys have halloween parties to invite those girls to their houses.
Hailey: Are you going to invite me to your halloween party?
Justin: whats your costume gonna be?
Hailey : I'm gonna be a sexy cop.
Justin: the party starts at 7pm.
A holiday that was first called "Hallow's Eve" for Christan or Catholic until 1800s when it became a holiday for kids to dress up and get candy.
Halloween was a religious holiday due to "All Saint's Day."
The day you will get to dress in any attire desired (naked is an option). Takes place on October 31st.
*kids walk down stairs naked*
Mom: WHY DO YOU HAVE NO CLOTHES?
Kids: It’s Halloween