A place where the rednecks and chaw boys go to school maybe some whores but who cares. The bathrooms don’t work nor does the ceiling keep water out. Piece of shit place
John Hancock Academy is the worst school in America
A place for the following
• whores
• chaw boys
• rednecks
• autistic
John Hancock Academy is the worst school in America
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Fort Hancock Middle School commonly known as “la escuela de mekos” the people who live there are currently players. Most of the 7th and 8th graders are hoes so dont fuck with them or else u well get played. Fort Hancock Middle School is also very strict so don’t go to that school. They also have to date people who live nearby since they already played with eachother, so don’t believe them they FAKE!
“I was visiting my grandma and went to Fort Hancock Middle School so im a hoe.”
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Jacob Hancock is a person who hasn't earned hood status in Fortnite yet and does not leave his gaming chair. However, Jacob is blessed to have multiple discord kittens. And he averages one and a half tubs of g fuel every night. However, jacobs biggest weakness is a chair. Jacob Hancock is someone who gets hit by a chair.
Uhh what happened to you last night ?
Oh dont worry i Just got a Jacob Hancock
To make an apology for something relatively insubstantial, even mostly irrelevant, while simultaneously refusing to acknowledge something more grievous.
Bonus points if the apology is insultingly insincere and the apologist demands privacy and respect.
Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care of the UK, who was filmed having an extramarital romantic liaison - kissing and groping - an aide he personally hired. Hancock refused to acknowledge the romantic and sexual element of this interaction and, instead, chose to apologise for "breaching social distancing guidelines." He then asked for privacy for this "personal matter", alluding to the alleged affair sighted, while completely refusing to acknowledge the affair.
Jane: "You cheated on me over 15 years, murdered my mother, and stole all of my money. Why did you do all of this, you wasteman?"
Matt: "To invoke the Hancock apology, I am sorry that I ate all of your green Gummy Bear sweets. It was very wrong of me and I apologise. I would now like you to respect my privacy on this personal matter."
To have inappropriate sexual/romantic relations with someone at work.
Gina and Terry in HR are apparently having a hancock.