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A character from a show called Chowder.
Guy 1: What is your favorite cartoon character?
Guy 2: Schnitzel from Chowder.
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A thin cutlet of veal, usually seasoned, that is dipped in batter and fried.
"Dude! You ate my fucking schnitzel!"
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Pronounced (shneet-zil)
An alternative to s**t, that way you can use it anywhere and only the Germans and Austrians will be confused..
1.*police sirens
Yells, "SCHNITZEL"
2. *at restaurant
Wrong order, "Schnitzel'
Waiter, "Sorry, we don't serve that here, however there's this nice German eatery down the road"
*Face palm
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It is a word that can be used instead of a bad word.
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Can be used as a verb or adjective. Can be used in most situations to mean something generally of distaste.
Schnit: Hey, do you like my new motorcycle?
Zel: It seems rather schitzelly.
Schnit: Go schitzel yourself!
Tim: Hey, do you want to watch Barney with me?
Johnson: ... schnitzel. *runs away
Tim: Awww, schnitzel!
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The most fitting euphemism which is used interchangeably with "shit." A well trained user will be able to switch between "shit" and "schnitzel" depending on audience.
"Dude, I just took a steamy schnitzel on the hood of that guys car"
"Holy frickin' schnitzel! I just won the lottery!"
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