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A place where the rednecks and chaw boys go to school maybe some whores but who cares. The bathrooms don’t work nor does the ceiling keep water out. Piece of shit place
John Hancock Academy is the worst school in America
A place for the following
• whores
• chaw boys
• rednecks
• autistic
John Hancock Academy is the worst school in America
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Fort Hancock Middle School commonly known as “la escuela de mekos” the people who live there are currently players. Most of the 7th and 8th graders are hoes so dont fuck with them or else u well get played. Fort Hancock Middle School is also very strict so don’t go to that school. They also have to date people who live nearby since they already played with eachother, so don’t believe them they FAKE!
“I was visiting my grandma and went to Fort Hancock Middle School so im a hoe.”
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To make an apology for something relatively insubstantial, even mostly irrelevant, while simultaneously refusing to acknowledge something more grievous.
Bonus points if the apology is insultingly insincere and the apologist demands privacy and respect.
Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care of the UK, who was filmed having an extramarital romantic liaison - kissing and groping - an aide he personally hired. Hancock refused to acknowledge the romantic and sexual element of this interaction and, instead, chose to apologise for "breaching social distancing guidelines." He then asked for privacy for this "personal matter", alluding to the alleged affair sighted, while completely refusing to acknowledge the affair.
Jane: "You cheated on me over 15 years, murdered my mother, and stole all of my money. Why did you do all of this, you wasteman?"
Matt: "To invoke the Hancock apology, I am sorry that I ate all of your green Gummy Bear sweets. It was very wrong of me and I apologise. I would now like you to respect my privacy on this personal matter."
To have inappropriate sexual/romantic relations with someone at work.
Gina and Terry in HR are apparently having a hancock.
A mythical political figure with the capacity to appear simultaneously like a frightened rabbit and a serial killer. He specialises in demonising health care workers for misuse of the PPE with which he fails to supply them.
For fucks' sake Hancock, why are you staring creepily at that attractive female Tory councillor?
To have a romp with an aide who was appointed to keep you on your toes. Derived from the UK Health Minister's cctv incident in June 2021.
Husband: I have to go into the office tomorrow, we have a meeting which cannot be held over Zoom.
Wife: I hope you're not doing a Hancock behind my back.