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harpoon run

A prolonged distance where one must travel fast to avoid harpoons that are fired at them.

harpoon runs are a common game type in Happy Wheels

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022


Poon Harpoon

Someone or something that is extremely adapt at obtaining poon.

David Xerri wearing a leather jacket is a total Poon Harpoon!

by Transane May 3, 2010


harpoon the whale

to pick up a fat chick, oftentimes in the service of your mate getting with her attractive friend. See also grenade.

Jay had to harpoon the whale at the caravanning party so his mate Simon could pull the fit bird.

by HolyFlurkingSchnit November 20, 2015


Harpooned

The action of a hard, deep sexual penetration. (Past-tense)

Jess: “I heard you went home with Neil last night.”
Samantha: “Gurl, I got harpooned so hard.”

by Thirsty Remixed Ribosome September 16, 2018


Tactical Harpooning

The act of pretending a fat high school student who identifies as a gamer is a whale and proceeding to chuck harpoons at them. Seen as a sport by harpoon enthusiasts.

“Look, it’s Ryan!”
“He’s pretty fat, and he’s a gamer!”
“You know what that means!”
*Takes out harpoons*
“Let’s play Tactical Harpooning!”

by gamerman November 6, 2019


Harpoon Man

One who controls harpoons magically.

When the Harpoon Man dies, all his harpoons go off at once.

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022


Pass the harpoon

When you're in a club and you and your friend spot a whaledie.

That girl over there is a right whale Pass the harpoon!

by Dockerz March 30, 2017