Badass daughter of pluto who has an adorkable relationship with Frank Zhang and will kick your weak motherfucker ass if you piss her off
Piper Mclean: Do I got the booty?
Hazel Levesque: Yeah you got the booty
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bad at comp sci and has terrible jokes
hazel- they always say heyzel but never howareyouzel
amoolya- shut the FUCK UP ITS 3 AM
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Keeley Hazell is a 21 yr old british glamour model with great boobs. She has been on the front of lots of magazine covers.
random guy 1: omg keeley hazell!
random guy 2: kool! i like her tits!
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One of the most influential, underrated and soulful guitarists of all times. Creator of the heavenly "Maggot Brain" guitar solo track from Funkadelic's record of the same name. Eddie can be compared to Jimi Hendrix. Pity alchohol and drugs got the better of him.
Ignorant Fool: Slash' November Rain is the best solo ever.
Wiseman: Eddie Hazel's "Maggot Brain" beats it by a light year.
Ignorant Fool: You mean to say Eddie is better than Slash (angrily)
Wiseman: No point saying that to an idiot
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A girl that exclusively goes for Mexican guys
That's like her fourth Mexican this month, she's such a hazel angel
A girl who lived to be seventeen years old against all odds. She was used to being the sickest person in a room until she ultimately met Augustus Waters, the star-crossed love of her life (and Isaac, whom she met first). From the book that just feeds off of feels, I present you to the female protagonist of The Fault In Our Stars by John Green who partakes in a love that was doomed from the start.
"I am not a mathematician, but I know this: There are infinite numbers between 0 and 1. There's .1 and .12 and .112 and an infinite collection of others. Of course, there is a bigger infinite set of numbers between 0 and 2, or between 0 and a million. Some infinities are bigger than other infinities... There are days, many of them, when I resent the size of my unbounded set. I want more numbers than I'm likely to get, and God, I want more numbers for Augustus Waters than he got. But, Gus, my love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn't trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I'm grateful." Quote by Hazel Grace from TFIOS.
Friend: Hey, you should read The Fault In Our Stars
~After reading~
Sera: I love you present tense, tfios. Now I will read you again and slowly cry myself to pieces.
It's not cool to flip an Augustus Waters on us readers and turn us into versions of Hazel Grace, authors.
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