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Emotional Hedge

Placing a wager or betting currency against a sports team in which you root for. Placing an β€œemotional hedge” means that love and fandom for the particular team that you are betting against outweighs your value of and possession of money. If your bet wins, you are still unhappy due to your team losing, however can look on the bright side due to a slight or large gain of wealth. Placing this type of bet usually only associates with the most die hard fans of their team. Additionally, this bet is most prevalent when odds of your team winning are at their highest therefore you can profit the most in case (god forbid) utter heartbreak occurs, and they blow the game.

Boys, the Falcons are up big and it would really suck if they blew this Super Bowl. We better place an emotional hedge just in case the Patriots come back and break our hearts.

by The Doctor 69 December 30, 2022


Hedge Fund

Money set aside for a womans bikini wax job.

"Girl it looks like a jungle down there." "Yeah, I'm gonna have to cash in my hedge fund to get that cleaned up."

by Aint Jamima August 4, 2009

20πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


hedges bitchez

A group of seven renowned classy broads. These girls keep to themselves, they are known to be the "popular" girls at Salve Regina University. They, as well as everyone else in Newport/ New England refer to this group as the cremè de la cremè. This fabulous group of seven got their name from their sophomore year housing, their so-called Hedges dorm.

What is going on tonight? I dont know let's check the hedges bitchez twitter.

by Hedges Bitch February 14, 2013

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Hedge Funds

Tatties, milk duds, gazungas, hose hounds. Boobs.

Man, the economy is tanking, but at least she's got a nice set of hedge funds.

by funnythatsmyname July 23, 2009

18πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Jack Hedges

If a person is described as this he is an all around trampy twat

Come on dude, don't be a Jack Hedges

by KWELLEBOB February 1, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Hedge-hog

a nasty girl that you wouldn't let even your enemy screw! Also known as a hedgie

a fat chic with rotten teeth and tits that sag to her beltline! dirty, Hairy, Stinky and bears children from many different men, this is a HEDGE-HOG!!

by joedud February 26, 2009

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


hedge fund

When one sticks a wad of cash into the hairy vagina of a stripper.

"Joe, did you did you go to the strip club last night", "Yeah dawg, set up a few hedge funds if you know what I'm sayin."

by thegingerphalice October 17, 2015

7πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž