holden commodore

a generally crappy car made by an Australian company that only make decent cars if it uses components from other manufacturers.

1st dude, unfortunate owner of holden commodore
"My VL broke down, again"

2nd dude
"buy a honda"

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holden caufield

a discreet way of querying someone as to whether or not they're "holding" (weed) - referencing the protagonist of j.d. salinger's classic novel.

seeker: you holden caufield?

dealer: yeah.. what you need?

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Holden Curry

When a man is hooking up with an Indian woman, he will throw up on/in her vagina and eat it out.

I don’t feel too good, I had a lot of Holden Curry over the weekend.

holden caulfield

Protagonist of the best book ever written for teenagers, The Catcher In The Rye. Holden is depressive, narcissistic and self obsessed yet he is strangely sexy and overwhelmingly likeable. Just ask any teenage girl (or boy, if you swing that way): Holden is the sexiest literary character ever.
Yes, even more so than Sirius Black.
Holden refers to everybody as a phoney, hates his private school friends, hates himself and hates just about everything else.

"Damn, I would so spoon Holden Caulfield!"
"If Holden Caulfield were alive today, there is a 98.9% chance that he would be emo...and sexy"

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Holden Commodore

A sedan made by the Australian arm of GM. They are good value with decent performance courtesy of an American 6.0L V8. Though unlike a lot of American cars, it actually handles well. A lot of the drivers are stereotyped as bogans but very few actually are. They are exported to the U.S. as Pontiacs (and now Chevrolets), to the Middle East as Chevrolets and to the U.K. as Vauxhalls. Generally made to compete with the Ford Falcon.

Ford/Non-holden owner: "All Holden drivers are bogan dickheads."
Holden owner: "You just mad because you've got no V8."

"I love my Holden Commodore, it's decently priced and I can have some fun when I put my foot down."

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Holden Hangover

A common day after condition found in the Holden region of Massachusetts. Symptoms of this condition include a sore asshole, a splitting headache and an overall sense of violation.

I don't remember what happened last night; but I have one hell of a Holden Hangover. I knew that guy was looking at me funny. We were just talking about football fields and the next thing I knew.....

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William Holden

To have or smoke pot.

"Are you William Holden?" "Todd and Celia went to see William Holden?"

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