Hollywood parking

(noun) An open parking space immediately in front of the store or building you're wanting to visit. So named because they're mysteriously always available in TV and movies, but somehow you never run across them in real life.

Also called "Hollywood parking space(s)."

Example 1: "Hitchcock's 'Vertigo' is full of Hollywood parking. I mean come on man, have you *ever* found a good parking spot in San Francisco?"

Example 2: "Dude, the only way I'm buying a keg is if we get Hollywood parking at the liquor store. There's no way I'm gonna hump that thing across a parking lot."

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hollywood wasted

Getting beyond your average getting wasted night. Its Having a party night like lindsay lohan would. No rules for the night or restrictions.

Let's get hollywood wasted tonight!

go Hollywood

to sell out; to lose track of your roots in pursuit of fame and fortune, changing your style, appearance, behavior, and social status in a way that your past self would have found reprehensible

After rappers like 50 Cent go Hollywood, it's hard to take them seriously when they rhyme about how hard life is in the streets.

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Hollywood actors

Among this group is a high concentration of people who think that their opinions are worth more than ours just because they are rich and famous. Another false belief some of these people tend to have is that real americans (the ones who don't have seven mansions and private islands and jets) actually give a damn about their ill-founded opinions. Some of them tend to be preachy and like to scold people for polluting or being selfish while they drive gas-guzzling SUV's and buy $300 jeans.

Vote or Die. What the Hell was that? At least that stupid campaign kept him from ruining more good songs.

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Hollywood actors

a bunch of stupid rich people who do nothing but bitch

it must be rough to be a snivelling millionaire

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hollywood marine

a marine who attended boot camp in Marine Corps Recruit Depot San Diego,CA given from marines who graduated from Parris Island,South Carolina assuming that the boot camp there is easier than in Parris Island

You went to boot camp in San Diego ur a Hollywood Marine

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hollywood marriage

The amount of time it takes for light in a vacuum to go across a distance equal to the diameter of a quark. About as long as the planck time. If you're really lucky, a hollywood marriage will last a whole month, but as they say on the weight loss commercials, 'results not typical'.

With this hollwood marriage I hope I can at least start to let go of my bride's ring before I get divorced. Bonus points if I can make it out of the church.

I made you waste about 6.28x10^18 hollywood marriages reading this definition.

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