person 1: wyd
person 2: watching karl jacobs watch marble races
person 1: oh you’re a honker? hows your relationship with your father
That guy who laughs about everything in the whitest way possible.
I can’t fucking stand Larry, he laughs like a dying seal, honker.
Posh english slang for Hong Kong
I flew Cathay Pacific first class back from Honkers last week
An alcoholic mixture of Heineken and Monster Nitro, a substitute for when you don't have Guinness
"man, don't you just love honkers?"
"like...tits?"
"nah, the drink bro"
Big bouncy thingys men like to look at/touch 24/7
"Oml look at those massive fucking honkers"
A bad babysitter.
"That last babysitter y'all got us was a honker." (expressed by a 5 year old)