i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up

i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up is the best come back in the history of time. if anyone says this they will absolotly kill there opponent or they will fall to the ground and cry

person 1: shutup ur gay 😂
person 2: i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up 😘
person 1: *dies*

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i i

scottish text slang for ''yeh yeh, i don't believe you''

Guy 1: Last night i got with 5 chicks

Guy 2: i i mate

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When I fall over, I jump over

A funny euphemism for suicide not used by todays' younguns.

Jake: When I fall over, I jump over!
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
Jake: *jumps over the edge of the bridge and makes intimate sexual contact between the atoms of his body and the concrete 200ft below*
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!

do i look like i fukin know

a phrase used when not knowing your opinion on something

1: hey what do you think of ____
2: do I look like I fukin know

i said it, i meant it, i'm here to represent it.

Hank moody the mans ingenious phase of destiny

yea, that's right. I said it, i meant it, i'm here to represent it.

And I feel like i just got home

Quite possibly the best video on Youtube.

And I feel like I just got home
And I feel
And I feel Like I just got home
And i feeeeeeel

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I do what I want, I'm punk rock

A phrase to use when someone is telling you not to do something but you don't care.

Popularised by Michael Clifford (Guitarist in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a live stream where his fellow bandmates are telling him to stop swear and Michael then replies with "I do what I want, I'm punk rock"

Michael: I do what I want, I'm punk rock
Calum: No you're not! Just because you're wearing eyelines doesn't make you punk rock!