i dont like you anymore

A fat lie for i still love you 💔😭

Boy:Do you still like me
Girl:I dont like you anymore

Boy:oh

18👍 4👎

Do I look like an octopus?

Something that your mother says after asking her to do you a favor. Even if she is doing nothing.

Kid: Hey mom can you help me make some lemonade?
Mom: DO I LOOK LIKE AN OCTOPUS?!?
Kid: No.
Mom: Good.

16👍 5👎

I don't like you in that way

A nice girl’s way of trying to spare your male fragile ego instead of saying flat out that they don’t like you and probably want you to leave them alone.

Nice Guy: So do you like want to go on a date with me friday night? *man I really want a piece of that ass*

Nice Girl: I'm sorry Charlie, I don't like you in that way.
*This guy is creepy, I don't want to offend him, he might turn into one of those stalkers.*

196👍 108👎

I like you like a friend

This is a type of being friendzoned.
Happens when asking a girl out or say you like her.

Boy: Do you want to go on a date with me?
Girl: I like you like a friend
Boy: friendzoned
Girl: We can still be friends?

9👍 4👎

i feel like chicken tonight

when you feel like eating "Chicken Tonight" Brand product .

richie:hey mom what's for dinner.

Mrs. Cunningham:I havent decided what im going to make yet.

Richie:I feel like chicken tonight!(rondulet)

Mrs. C:Sit on it ,its 1964.

40👍 25👎

do I look like sick

Kim Namjoon said this during a vlive March 17th 2017. It is a phrase we should all live by honestly.

Q: “Are you sick? You look sick?”

RM: “do I look like sick, I’m perfect, Im healthy”

I like it on

In order to raise awareness for breast cancer women post where they like to have sex as their status on facebook.

I like it on the floor.

I like it on the bed.
I like it on the bed post.
I like it in my passenger seat.
I like it in my back seat.
I like it on the toilet.

7👍 16👎