Used as an analogy when describing something useless or not worth having.
"Latin was dead! It was about as useless to the common man, the majority of the populous, as the proverbial crocheted bathtub..."
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when an uncircumcised person pulls back their foreskin and their smegma floats around in the bathtub
I went to take a bath yesterday but someone left their bathtub barracudas
An act performed by a prostitute or hooker, typically for a very high price. The lady or gentleman of the night will place you in the driver's seat of your car, encase you in whiskey-flavored jello-o, and lock you inside. Typical rates for a Nashville Bathtub generally run anywhere from $200-$1,000, depending on the size of your vehicle and the professional caliber of your companion.
My wife left me because she could smell the evidence of the Nashville Bathtub I did in her Altima.
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It is when someone says they're going to take a bath but they just turn on the water and wet their hair. You can tell by the fact that the towels are dry, the mirror is clean, and the sink and their clothes may be wet because they were too lazy to take of their top and dip their head in the running water. Can also be seen in public bathroom/shower areas.
Tiara says she takes a shower every day but I went in and she pulled a bathtub hoax.
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when a girl deepthroats you untill she throws up then you fuck her til she squirts in the throw up then you make her roll around in it
Danny: She took me back to her place she gave me head, then she threw up yadda yadda yadda she rolled around in puke and passed out, you know The Bayou Bathtub .....I felt bad thou I didn't lock the door when I left
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Homemade methamphetamine which is adulterated or very impure.
Man, I think I got the bathtub billy by mistake!
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I beat off in the shower, now there are bathtub jellyfish circling the drain.
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