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Bathtub Baby

A person who did not receive enough oxygen during birth as a result of being born under water in a bathtub, this causes brain damage making the person incompetent all aspects of life,

Dude did you see Gary fucked up that email again?

Yeah man, hes a fucking bathtub baby.

by lunchlizzard617 November 30, 2020


bathtub barracuda

when an uncircumcised person pulls back their foreskin and their smegma floats around in the bathtub

I went to take a bath yesterday but someone left their bathtub barracudas

by CrackheadTeapot December 1, 2019


Bathtub Hoax

It is when someone says they're going to take a bath but they just turn on the water and wet their hair. You can tell by the fact that the towels are dry, the mirror is clean, and the sink and their clothes may be wet because they were too lazy to take of their top and dip their head in the running water. Can also be seen in public bathroom/shower areas.

Tiara says she takes a shower every day but I went in and she pulled a bathtub hoax.

by Jane-etter Eno November 10, 2007

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Nashville Bathtub

An act performed by a prostitute or hooker, typically for a very high price. The lady or gentleman of the night will place you in the driver's seat of your car, encase you in whiskey-flavored jello-o, and lock you inside. Typical rates for a Nashville Bathtub generally run anywhere from $200-$1,000, depending on the size of your vehicle and the professional caliber of your companion.

My wife left me because she could smell the evidence of the Nashville Bathtub I did in her Altima.

by nothingfancy February 4, 2011

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The Bayou Bathtub

when a girl deepthroats you untill she throws up then you fuck her til she squirts in the throw up then you make her roll around in it

Danny: She took me back to her place she gave me head, then she threw up yadda yadda yadda she rolled around in puke and passed out, you know The Bayou Bathtub .....I felt bad thou I didn't lock the door when I left

by Danny jonathan brandon O'tool October 23, 2007

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bathtub billy

Homemade methamphetamine which is adulterated or very impure.

Man, I think I got the bathtub billy by mistake!

by _GoD_ September 21, 2004

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Bathtub jellyfish

Sperm in the bathtub drain

I beat off in the shower, now there are bathtub jellyfish circling the drain.

by The Great Beardman July 22, 2016

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