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Someone who believes themselves to be more intelligent then others, simply due to an over inflated sense of ego, narcissism or the desire to be part of a larger conspiracy. Occasionally born from a place of genuine care for their children, but ultimately risk lives needlessly.
"Did you hear about Karen? She's Vaccine Informed now. I'd watch her kids for signs of something, measles is going around. I can't have my baby get sick, she still hasn't recovered from her surgery."
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Do you like to learn? Yes, i'm an information sponge
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When you or a friend’s girlfriend asks a question that is better off being unanswered to her, you speak of it as undisclosed information, preventing you or your friend the emotional stress of her knowing while simultaneously not lying to her face.
Tanner: Oh man your totally gonna give it to her at Prom
Jaylah: What is he going to do?
Logan: I will undisclosed this undisclosed information at undisclosed place during undisclosed time period.
Jaylah: Goddamnit
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The major for people that aren't smart enough to handle computer science.
Typically involving idiots that want to work for a large company, sit in a cubicle, and work for people that don't typically understand a thing about computers (other than the fact that they can look at pr0n with them).
This is usually ok as a typical IS major is only a notch or two above their computer illiterate coworkers.
Typical IS tasks: Helping their boss figure out how to change the font on their word document, creating a 'database' using an Excel spreadsheet, helping their boss erase the lemonparty.com history item off their workstation.
While not all IS majors are bad or stupid people, the sad truth is that the bad and stupid ones often end up in charge of actual computer scientists because they 'know tech'
I wanted to work in computers but all that math, science, and actually understanding shit was too hard, so I went into Information Systems.
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Hiding or depriving individuals or groups of people of facts to keep them ignorant and powerless. Individuals and organizations do that to protect themselves, to monopolize power, or to more easily take advantage of others.
I think it's safe to say that at some point and to varying degrees everybody practices information deprivation against those they interact with in order to trick them.
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The internet given to you via sattelite receivers. The next big thing, prolly?
what..why, Sammy? you're still draging your lameass on the info-highway?..aim high, d00d.. information skyway is the shit! .
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Someone who constantly has to know everything about every thing. Nosey ass bitches. Smdh.
Damn, touch your nose you information whore.
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