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When you sleep in the nether and become a suicide bomber in the game minecraft
new player: NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST MAKE ME EXPLODE LIKE THAT
mojang: haha intentional game design go brrbrbrrrrrrrrrr
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the third part of the cruel intentions movie. i guess it's crappy, but i haven't watchedit yet!
(guy 1) have you seen cruel intentions 3?
(guy 2) nope. i guess it's crappy though cuz the second part was darn crap!
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The process of entering a dodgy eatery and deliberately ingesting food that has clearly been contaminated by being spat on, having flies sit on the meat for extended periods of time and being left in a bain-marie for the better part of a week. It would be less painful eating rotten road kill from the center of the desert, infected with Malaria. The specific reason for doing this to yourself, and causing all this pain to oneself, is to simply get out of work. Bosses the world over hear many excuses from their employees, but intentional food poisoning, is the number one cause of "employee away on Monday again" disease. Employees suffering from this illness should be taken from their place of residence and shipped to a small island inhabited by cannibals and eaten so they understand what it feels like to give someone intentional food poisoning.
Not in again today? Intentional food poisoning again is it?
Did you hear about <insert hated workmate name here>? He gave him/herself intentional food poisoning
Intentional food poisoning is the number one cause of diabetes in fat cunts who dont want to work
If you think you have intentional food poisoning, then you should be dragged out and molested by a rabid pack of panthers on heat.
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promises and plans must be put into action, or else they are useless.
They didn't mean to ruin your birthday party. The road to hell is paved with good intentions, they probably just wanted to help.
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EA's justification on reddit for Star Wars Battlefront 2, claiming they weren't money hungry assholes, but the reply received over 600,000 downvotes.
EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
EA: *Gets over 600,000 downvotes*
EA: Shit.
A statement of rejection of the "insantiy defense" for those who commit homicide with a gun.
One does not carry a weapon without intention of using it!
Bowling for Columbine; Aching for Aurora.
James Holmes' legal defense team may present a not-guilty by reasons of insanity, but while emotion triggers the finger; intention brings the gun, and he brought more than one gun!
Someone who gives somebody the idea that they want to be in a relationship with them/have sex with them, BUT.... doesn't realize that he or she is giving that vibe.
Christina thought she was in a loving relationship with Bob. Although, he did not intent to give her that idea.
Bob is in this case 'un-intentional emotional fuck(boy/girl).