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The base model (Traveltop) to the fourth generation of the 20th century's International Harvester civilian and military utility vehicles. An "International Light Line Truck" built between the years 1972 & 1980. Scout II models came in two versions mainly, the 100" wheelbase (Traveltop, Halftop, SoftopScout & Shawnee/Hurst Scout) & the extended 118" (Traveler, Tera, over the final production years of the wholeheartedly American, historical "Light Line Truck" division of International Truck & Engine.
When they built the Scout a lot f people said the name was an anagram for Superior Climbing Over Unbelievable Terrain. Although all lines of International's Light Truck division were stout, and as true as saying "an International could rust on the moon", the Scout II was a worthy successor of prior models IHs built to climb everything in IH's path toward infamy.
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A game made from Blizzard Entertainment, based entirely on the 'Warcraft Orcs and Humans' game, that made best seller when it was first released. This game, while being a sequel itself, has since spawned 1 more sequel, as well as a MMORPG called World of Warcraft.
I was playing Warcraft II on battle.net yesterday and got my orc beat up. :(
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Ramses II is most known as the pharaoh who built the space shuttle, however, recent discoveries have shown that he worked part time as the 43th president of the USA. Born in a deep cave in the desert, his life as a child was really boring because he had no one to talk to. At the age of 11 he developed superpowers and started building pyramids all over the place. This annoyed very much the inhabitants of the Nile region because he didn't have the required environmental permissions, and even more because he used up all the rocks and they had to build their houses from camel manure and dried lizards.
Making the Space Shuttle
Depressed by the lack of support by his own people, he decided to build an enormous rocket and go to the moon in search of happyness. He soon developed the space shuttle program. But then fell in love with a bearded woman, lost interest in the space program, and sold the rights to the shuttle to a small American company called NASA. He married the bearded woman, only to find that she was really a nigerian scammer called Bill Gates in disguise.
Finestrism
They founded a new religion, Finestrism, or the irrational belief that one can accomplish any task using windows. Their beginnings were very hard, as most of their followers didn't understand well the message and kept jumping through the window in hope of achieving enlightment, ethernal life or solitaire. But they eventually made a lot of money fixing clepsydras for the Year00 bug that had been discovered in windows95BC.
Ramses II died of the rabies in 1998 when he couldn't turn off the office helper. His body was mummified in the hope that the advances in medicine of the future will someday make him live again. His disconsolate widow low-level formatted his hard drive and installed XP.
Ramses II... lmao... funny huh?
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Charles II, otherwise known as El Hechizado (The Hexed) or The Bewitched. Was the final Habsburg ruler of Spain, best known for his physical and mental disabilities. Most notably his face. Believed to be caused by the past 16 generations of inbreeding, he was also incapable of knocking up his two mistresses and died heirless in 1700. Beginning the war of the Spanish Succession, don't knock up your niece/uncle kids.
Guy 1: Holy crap, Charles II's Face looks like a foot!
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When you're hitting her from behind and she keeps forgetting your name isn't "Help."
Despacito II
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The sencond World War. In witch Hitler tried to take over Europe and America once again had to bail them out.
"Mabey we should help Europe."
"No, its not our business."
"Oh no, they bombed Pearl Harbor!"
"Lets go kick there asses!"
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II MACTAVISH is midget man. He is 5"2 with size 2 feet and is ultra fat. He likes oranges, baked beans and supports MARS. He is one of the most loyal MARS members and is also one of the biggest beanheads going.
That person is II MACTAVISH sized.