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What food becomes when you leave it in your fridge for too long and it dries out beyond recognition. Usually leftovers that you tell yourself you're going to eat another time but fail to put in tupperware. Still edible but really gross.
Dude, you've got all kinds of fridge jerky in here. Will you PLEASE through some of this out?
The act of penile manual stimulation utilizing fecal matter as lubrication.
I saw some straight up raunchy Japanese porn where a dude got some Hershey Jerky from a tranny with traveler's diarrhea.
Getting jerked off in a Jeep Cherokee
Oh did you hear tony received a jeep jerky from Samantha?
A boner. An erect penis aroused by sexual activities. Sometimes happen for no damn reason at the wrong time.
Oooo girl you just gave me a perky jerky;)
You gotta jerk your perky jerky jeremy.
Suck my perky jerky Sara Lynn.
A term identifying elderly female genitalia.
1. "So how was your date last night? Wasn't she like 60?" "Yeah, I was chewing on that pink jerky all night long."
2. "I accidentally saw my grandmother's pink jerky yesterday." "Dude, I'm sorry."
A very spicy type of jerky. So hot that it feels like a car is smashing into your face.
Hey Bill, do you have any of that carwreck jerky left?