ass jerky

New word for bullshit

Man this review is ass jerky

jeep jerky

Getting jerked off in a Jeep Cherokee

Oh did you hear tony received a jeep jerky from Samantha?

Perky Jerky

A boner. An erect penis aroused by sexual activities. Sometimes happen for no damn reason at the wrong time.

Oooo girl you just gave me a perky jerky;)
You gotta jerk your perky jerky jeremy.
Suck my perky jerky Sara Lynn.

Hershey Jerky

The act of penile manual stimulation utilizing fecal matter as lubrication.

I saw some straight up raunchy Japanese porn where a dude got some Hershey Jerky from a tranny with traveler's diarrhea.

Pink Jerky

A term identifying elderly female genitalia.

1. "So how was your date last night? Wasn't she like 60?" "Yeah, I was chewing on that pink jerky all night long."

2. "I accidentally saw my grandmother's pink jerky yesterday." "Dude, I'm sorry."

carwreck jerky

A very spicy type of jerky. So hot that it feels like a car is smashing into your face.

Hey Bill, do you have any of that carwreck jerky left?

jerky purse

A vagina.

She likes sausage in her jerky purse.