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Republican Kamikaze

A "Republican Kamikaze" is a person that thinks Humans have (ZERO) impact on the Earth, and that even if Humans did damage something; God would wave his magic hands and fix our mistakes. So people with this mindset have no limitations on doing things that may have a Negative impact on Everyone/Everything else (Over-Breeding, Over-Consuming, Over-Polluting, Wars, Segregation, Religious-Fanatics, Ect). The term "Kamikaze" is taken from the Kamikaze Japanese Fighter-Pilots that would purposely crash their plans into American/Allied Navel vessels during World War II. The Pilots would do this in the hopes that their actions would create massive Death & Destruction to enemy forces; even though the Pilots would also die in the process. The term "Republican" is used, because the core of Republican ideals is based on being Conservative (AKA Ignorant), and being Conservative literally means "Opposed To Change Or Innovation). This Ignorance combined with their warped Religious views; creates an attitude wherein a person doesn't see a potential (FUTURE) consequence, from their (CURRENT) shortsighted actions. But technically not all Republican's have this way of viewing the world;. So a Republican Kamikaze is more of a Stereotype term that can be applied to (ANYONE) with this way of thinking.

(MAN 1) My Wife And I Are Thinking About Having A Child. (MAN 2) Really? That's good. Is this your first child? (MAN 1) No, I have 10 kids already. (MAN 2) What? If You Already Have 10 Kids, Then Why Do You Want More? (MAN 1) Well, I Have Always Wanted 20 Kids. (MAN 2) Why Though? The World Doesn't Even Have Enough Resources For The Population That Already Exists Right Now. So Every Additional Child You Have Puts Your Other Children's futures in jeopardy. (MAN 1) Yeah Right! God Says In the Bible To Keep Creating More Humans; So He Will Always Take Care Of Us. (MAN 2) Dude; What If The Bible Is Wrong? The Universe Is Giant And We May Have Been Forgotten About A Lot Time Ago. We May Be The Kids Left Alone In The Candy Store; With No Parents To Come Rescue Us If We Eat Too Much Candy. (MAN 1) Your Crazy! Humans Don't Have That Much Of An Impact! And If We Need More Resources; We Can Just Take Them From Another County! (MAN 2) No, You Are The Crazy One! Your A Republican Kamikaze Who's Ignorant Views Could Cause Everything On Earth To Die! (MAN 1) Well I Have The Right To Do What I Want, And You Can't Stop Me! People Have Something Called "Rights"; As Long As They Aren't Gay, Female, Ethnic, Poor, Non-Religious Or Anything Else That Is different. (MAN 2) Were Doomed......

by the2ndflood January 31, 2010

30๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kamikaze Banzai

The act of overwhelming numbers Japanese pilots determined to give their lives in a brutal all out attack by crashing their planes into the cowardly enemy.

The large kamikaze banzai of Okinawa in '45 failed miserably as many pilots for the rising sun fell victim to Allied AA. The attack was ordered by General Mitsuru Ushijima.

by Qi Chow August 23, 2010

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kamikaze mudslide

when you are performing anal sex and the reciever has a severe case of the diarrhea

Young Billy and Mandy were having anal sex and Mandy had diarrhea and crap went everywhere causing a kamikaze mudslide.

by Donnie Punnoni February 21, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


kamikaze karen

This is a Karen who does not care what she gets herself into. No remorse, no basic social instincts, just pure maniacal Karen-beast instinct.

Look out! They're sending in their crazies kamikaze karen! Quick, man the "I'm the manager" AA gun, prepare to fire at will!

by Keyboard_Anon December 21, 2020


Kamikaze buttblast

The act of dressing up as dragon ball z character, goku, while penetrating an anus and therefor releasing his high fructose porn syrup inside the rectal cavity.

"Hey, did you see Ruth last night?"

"Yeah, I kamikaze buttblasted that phanny after I went super saiyan."

"So, you emptied the dragon balls,huh?"

by Poopid69 January 27, 2017


Gamer's Kamikaze

The Act of "Going out with a bang" by yelling the N word in Public Voice Chat

Gamer 1: Fuck this fucking bogus game
Gamer 2: yo, watch this, I'ma Kamikaze
*Gamer 2 enables public voice chat*
*Gamer 2 runs in and dose a Gamer's Kamikaze*

by Rcfoolz January 3, 2021


Kamikaze Drop

The act of farting while in the process of sitting. The result is finding your face in the exact area where you farted so you get the full blast of the stink. You usually realize before fully sitting down that it was a terrible idea, but by then it's too late to stand back up.

Andy-What's the matter? Did you sit on something? You look like your in pain.

Jeff- I just did a kamikaze drop, and I had tacos for lunch. This is not very pleasant.

by Darkshadow5333 November 26, 2011