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This act involves traditionally a large green frog, if unavailable any old frog or toad will do. First hold the frog in one hand and as you squeeze it the mouth will open creating a vessel for your spunk. Now jack off vigorously until the point of ejaculation, aim and shoot your hot load into kermits mouth. Hence the title Kermit the flog.
Brendon: aha ! I have caught myself another green tree frog.
Jack: What will you do with it Brendon?
Brendon: Stand back and watch me kermit the flog this little fella !
Jack: i hope its female !
Brendon: i dont...
When you laugh so hard you start shaking like Kermit the Frog
Bryan laughed so hard he went Full Kermit
The act of having sex with a women in her tracheotomy hole. In this context, the tracheotomy was due to long term smoking, hence the frog (deep raspy voice) like moans that come from the act.
"Dude, you Sherri down the street? I totally gave her the dirty kermit last night."
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Noob: Wow Jair that is a very epic hat!
Jair: No shit... it's a Kermit Hat.
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‘commit suicide’ but in a joking matter. created by @pjmthelast on twitter in her vmin anon au.
“time to kermit sewercide!”
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Doing a "Kermit Weeks" is having sex with a fat girl.
Bob is off to do the kermit weeks with his coworker Sally
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