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A girl who pretends to have her period so that she doesn't have to have sex.
Doug: Jenn is so hot!
Ian: Don't waste your time, she's just a can of ketchup.
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Typically a term used when a Mcdonald's worker by the name of Steve swings a trash bag full of ketchup everywhere then bails to clean it up at the end of his shift.
Oh, did you see Ketchup Everywhere? Yeah, it must have been steve.
"Hey Aj your Bird has a Pussy Ketchup stain on her jeans again get her some Gee Pads will ya."
When you go through a drive through, and they ask, "Would you like some ketchup?", clearly you're going to say yes. You know you have a whole bottle at home in the fridge, but it's not the same. Bag ketchup is always warmer, softer, and saltier then your ketchup from the fridge. It's like, a whole new world kind of.....but with ketchup. you should now all know your answer for the next time you get asked "Would you like some ketchup?"
Mom: "Honey there's some ketchup in the fridge if you want any."
Kid: "nah it's chill ma, I got a load of bag ketchup right here!"
The remnants of blood on your dick from recently having intercourse with a dead woman that has been mensturating.
"Bro I had such a good time with my lady last night but the only problem is that I got cold ketchup on my dick"
The Ketchup Effect is used as a saying when you squeeze the ketchup bottle but can't get anything out, but all of a sudden your whole meat gets soaked in ketchup. It can also be used in other situations.
Dad: So how did the game go last night coach?
Coach: We kept on puching for the whole first quarter, but couldn't get anything to drop, but then in the second quarter we scored on every single play!
Dad: Wow, must have been the ketchup effect.
To consume a large amount of ketchup resulting in profuse sweating.
A: "What the hell is wrong with you? You looked like you just came out of a sauna!"
B: "I poured a shitload of ketchup on my fries, resulting in some extreme ketchup sweats!"
A:"Aaaaahh..."
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