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Kevin

According to Hitchikker's Guide to the Galaxy: Any random entity that doesn't know nothin' about nothin'.

That guy is such a Kevin, I'm certain his IQ is straining to pass room temperature.

by hg11 June 29, 2009

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Kevin

Kevin is your typical holier-than-thou Christian virgin that makes terrible jokes, loves quoting Star Wars and only has "friends" on discord. He'll worm his way into some type of weird friendship with you until he eventually has access to some of your social media. After that he'll post things on discord to make it seem like he's real buddy buddy with the people he now snaps or has on facebook(lol) even to the point of it potentially doxxing them. But he doesn't give a shit because he's Kevin. He also guilt trips you when you aren't giving him enough attention, and holy shit does he require a lot of it. He's basically a high maintenance girlfriend that doesn't do anything for you.

Oh yeah and ladies he's single! He just thinks vaginas are gross enough to not want to touch them and requires you have a hefty set of tits. I'm sure one of you gals out there would love this hunk by your side.

Did you hear what Kevin did today?
No, what is it?
He just posted a full name dox then blamed it on somebody else baiting him...
You'd think with his high Christian values he'd know better than to do that to somebody regardless

by Fstarter May 8, 2019

32๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kevin

one who is arrogant; sometimes cocky and misleading; thinks highly of themselves and no one else, yet wants people to feel sorry for them; one you could live without touching your life; betrays even the nicest of people; lies every chance they get; an untrusting person

I could live without Kevin being in my life.

by silverstreak34 February 4, 2010

574๐Ÿ‘ 539๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kevin

the process of licking cum off a horses asshole, bathing a naked old man, yelling nigger to all black women, and finally to perform the act of karate chopping off your own penis

the other day jeremy totally destroyed us in guitar hero by executing a kevin

by i forgot my name1337 October 28, 2010

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Kevin

Someone that is very annoying. Does not necessarily have to be there name.

Someone or something you blame while angry

Kevin shut up!
God damnit Kevin!!!

by Barney McCain April 3, 2011

286๐Ÿ‘ 259๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kevin

Fake.

"Kevin is so fucking fake."

by ElectrickBoogalu August 17, 2019

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kevin

Kevin is an idiotic person who uses his mums credit card for fortnite because he has no friends

Go die Kevin

by Yeetusfortheboys August 7, 2018

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