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Atkee Kirsten

Atkee Kirsten..... Is simply the best person I've ever met. She is an ABSOLUTELY charming person with a bright personality! No matter how hurt she is.... She will always put the emotions of her loved one as her top most priority. Fun, easy-going, forgiving etc..... These are her traits. And if u ever come across this person.... DONT YOU DARE BREAK HER HEART, I REPEAT
D O N T

Y O U
D A R E
BREAK HER HEART OR YOU'LL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!!
...
Oh well (ㆁωㆁ)
She is THE.BEST.PERSON.EVER!!
n that's on PERIODT.

LOVE YOU LOTS MOMMA!!!<3333333

Love,
(kRisten)

Atkee Kirsten.... Is the best person in this whole wide world!!!!!!

by chocolate._milk._is._the._best August 19, 2020


dirty kirsten

When a woman comes off as completely innocent but is truly just the naughtiest librarian you will ever

meet.

The girl I took out seemed so sweet and innocent . Those glasses and that orange sweater...until we got in the bedroom and she pulled a Dirty Kirsten on me. Loudest librarian I ever heard!

by Fuzzy Johnson May 17, 2019

38πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Kirsten joke

A β€œKirsten joke” is a type of joke that has absolutely zero value of humor, and has a slight sexual theme to it. Most simps will laugh at these jokes. These jokes are over used and practiced by most sluts/whores.

β€œYo you down for some video games bro?”
Random hoe: β€œrated x games?”
β€œI wasn’t talking to you fatass.”
β€œYeah that’s a fucking Kirsten joke”

by Moggadhkrkidwhvejridbe August 13, 2020

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Kirsten Stewart

A girl who is famous for potraying Bella Swan in the Twilight series.

She can't act,
she never closes her mouth,
she's on pot,
she ALWAYS sctraches her head (like I said, pot),
and she doesn't ever look like Bella.

Kirsten Stewart is a very lucky person who, cannot act, yet is very famous for it.

by KirstenStewertMakesMeAngry August 5, 2009

118πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


kirsten dunst

a mediocre actress who looks like she smells of milk and is in need of a good wash

n.b. she looks particularly greasified in spidermans 1 and 2

by maculate February 6, 2005

879πŸ‘ 361πŸ‘Ž


Kirsten Syndrome

When you can't tell if a girl is either butt ass ugly or attractive.

Student 1: When i was at magic mountain i saw a bitch with a hardcore Kirsten Syndrome.
Student 2: I feel sorry for you. Thats the struggle

by Thebestmothafuckasever September 15, 2014

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Kirsten Dunst

The antidote for an erection.



Oh no! I have a boner in public, how embarassing!

(thinks of Kirsten Dunst)

Ah, much better.

by Cap'n Dan October 7, 2005

1444πŸ‘ 813πŸ‘Ž