a fat knot

a huge wad of cash, a bankroll

hit that nigga up for a fat knot

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taking the knot

in bestiality, the act of being completely penetrated vaginally, orally, or anally by an animal such as a dog

The dog mounted the woman from behind and thrusted it's penis deep inside the woman's vagina, taking the knot with great ease.

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ballon knot

the ballon knot is a term for the anus

"i pulled out of her ballon knot then stuffed it in her mouth"

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knot head

(A) A person who has trouble thinking in a logical progression. this is usually caused by a profound amount of circular reasoning tying their brain into a knot.
(B) A dumb ass

That Knot Head Smerman is trying to figure out how to use the urinal again. last time he pissed his pants before he figured it out.

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dick in a knot

When a male gets overly anxious about an event. Similar to a woman "getting her panties in a bunch".

John: OMG, this is a complete disaster! What am I going to do?
Jude: Settle down man, don't get your dick in a knot.

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mahogany knot

1. Mr. Anus!
2. Your turd cutter, tar star, whale eye, rusty sheriff's badge.
3. Term describing an idividual's sphincter that is a nice shade of brown, with a hint of redness. Kinda like devil's food cake.
4. An individuals corn hole who suffers from acute exhaust burn.

I heard the pygmy bushmen of the African plains have the most splendid mahogany knots!

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Captain Knots

Being a uptight bastard or bitch.

Get a load of this guy, thinks he owns the place, thinks he's Captain Knots.

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