kobe

the best position on a basketball team

I want to play the kobe

Q.What position do you play?
A."I play the kobe"

24👍 27👎

Kobed

A rape young girls without any guilt or liability because of high priced lawyers.

I almost kobed my way through life, but my lawyers didn't accept my "IOU's"

17👍 19👎

kobe

The Greatest. He scored 81 points against the Toronto Raptors on January 22, 2005. He hit 12 3 pointers against the Seattle Sonics on January 7, 2003. Nuff' said.

Oh my God, KB8 just crossed over T-Wack and threw down a 360 dunk on Yao Mingski. Hes Too good..dammit kobe, i envy your athletic prowess.

91👍 135👎

kobe

Best NBA playa ever to live. Next MJ.

HOLY VAGINAL HAIR DID KOBE JUS PUT UP ANOTHER 40 point game. Whats that 11 , 12, 13 in a row?

79👍 122👎

Kobe

Making a goal with complete luck without even trying

*Throws crumbled peace of paper at wall out of anger above trash can and makes it in the trash can*

Mark:Damnn Kobe

9👍 9👎

Kobe

Kobe is a fun person who can be very obnoxious all the time. he is kinda good looking and no girls like him. He is smart and he makes jokes a couple of times that people laugh at. He is pretty shy but if you become his friend he will be his true self which is very weird.

Girl so do you like kobe?
Another girl no he's ugly!
GirlIKR!!

Kobe

What you yell before you’re helicopter goes down

Pilot: Yo I think we’re going down!
Passenger: Kobe!