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found in the habitats of cento in western towns of Sydney, known to only eat hash cookies and meth..
the biggest known enemy to the lads are
- the 'employment'
'ticker'
the 'no cunt get your own ciggies'
usually asleep till their Tupac alarm goes off on their stolen or fake iPhones,
then they proceed to gabber and cone on till around 2pm.
like the marsupial - they will tend to stay with their mother till their 30s
While living with their mother they will wait till she has recently found something useful which is known as 'pay day'
In this case the lad will 'eshay' all over the place partaking in majority of the mothers 'pay day'
Most likely purchasing new tn's and "paying back" with their dole
The physical description of a LAD would be described as having a fake adidas/Nike bum bag that would have been purchased from the markets or the dollar shop, will have nice new looking (in most cases) FAKE Nike tn shoes,
will be recognisable by having their Tupac songs blaring from their loud speaker on their stolen iPhones
Found wearing Nike/adidas white hats with a pony tail or rats tail.
The language in which the LAD speaks are "LADDISH" common phrases of a LAD mating call would consist of "eshays", "brah", "cuz", "got a ciggie?" "I just got a new pipe"
It is not forbidden to run a LAD over with the bumper bar of your fourbie and keep driving, after driving over them, it is advised that you reverse back over them to finish the job
Leave no lads standing
*Lad answeres phone - "yeh nah oi.... bruzz nah oi... brahhh oi yeh nah I'm just at cento going for an advanced payment, they fucking owe me heaps ay, then I can pay off my ticker and put the next oscar on tick. Be fucking mad"
Lad is used as a word to say he has a little asss dick in public
Mainly, but not limited to, a group of males, 10 or so in number, dedicated to the purpose of walk, talk and act “hard”. The untrained eye usually mistakes them for exclusively wearing white cap, polo shirts and track pants, however that is wrong. There have been actually reported sightseeing of “lads” not wearing anything at all, but this is often accompanied with great volumes of alcopops.
Domestic violence, petty theft and general ignorance will often be associated with the term “lad”, and more times than often they end up being the victim. This is due to physical and mental attributes that goes along with being a “lad”.
Drunken lad stumbling outside a pub after being kicked out for offensive behavior.
Random person: “You’re a proper LAD! Come here you SCALLYWAG you!”
A Lad is an AWEMAZING Person and is the name that you give to a person that is amazing at life.
Person 1: Yeah Harry is an absolute lad.
Person 2: I wish I was a lad.
those annoying dumbasses who think their better then everyone and run around acting all macho until they graduate into a life of supermarket attendants.
I’m going out with the lads. Better bring a fire extinguisher.
A small Lego pirate from Lego land, he is a veteran of 26 wars including World war I World war II and the Korean war, The Lad single handily saved thousands of lives in Pearl Harbor and during the 1967 Detroit race riots, before retiring to a small art room at Carleton Middle School in the year 2017, he was later brutally ripped from the art room and transported to a collage book by some asshole, where his current whereabouts are unknown
THAT MAN, HE JUST RESCUED MY SON FROM A BURNING HOUSE, HE'S THE LAD!