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A weapon used in the medieval times, also use for thrusting it inside ur opponent's ass
I just shoved a lance inside ur ass.
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The act of being retarded and sending horrible “memes” to a group chat with no context
“Oh my god my friend is acting like a total lance right now”
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a peanut head lil boy got stupid ass friends an a amazing girlfriend that will beat a bitch up periodt. he smart but stupid at the same time
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A large flexing specimen that is typically found in the swamp. A Lance is an incredibly rare specimen. Lance’s have large diesels and can be found to drive a Toyota Tundra. Lance’s are very dependable and always willing to mow your lawn or build you a fire. But never make a Lance angry for they are quick to blow their top
Dude, Lance looks like John Cena with his new buzz cut!
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Lance is the cool-ninja-sharpshooter who wont accept his feelings for a certain emo with a mullet. He also feels as if he is not worth being a part of voltron but the same emo (What??) Who tells him he is worth it. Seriously why tf aren't they dating...
(The emo is keith... Y'all already know)
"Lance I don't have time for this"
"Hey look keith's back!"
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To be caught doing something wrong and disgraced in front of a large group of people (as happened to Lance Armstrong which is obviously where the word comes from).
served owned caught found found out hated
They finally figured out that secretary has been stealing the petty cash & blaming everyone else - they pulled stolen money out of her desk in front of everyone!
Oh man she totally got lanced!!!
served owned caught found found out hated
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