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when a hooker is giving you a blow job and she stops before you cum, then she punches you as hard as she can in your nuts and runs off with your wallet as you try to chase her while you are clinching your ball sack with your pants around your ankles giving the impression of a penguin.
hey, donny did you hear what happened to matt? he was getting his dick sucked by a transvestite and it gave matt the old Las Vegas Penguin right in front of his boyfriend!!
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The practice of making three right turns, or a right and a U-turn in order to exit a parking lot. In Las Vegas, all main streets have medians, making left turns directly from parking lots impossible.
Is there a signal light at the end of this lot? I don't want to have to make a Las Vegas Left.
The frequent sabbatical to Las Vegas that is taken by Greg to allow his team to recover after too much “work/life balance”.
Thank God the call centre team leader has gone on sabbatical. I’ve been needing a Las Vegas Detox for a while as I can’t afford another liver transplant
An act of sexual intercourse. When one partner sprays diharrea into the other one's face; the sprayed partner then pukes the diharrea back into the original partner's asshole.
I woke up in the booth at Fun Hogs Ranch and realized I was covered in the Las Vegas Spritzer I got from the bartender the night before.
Masturbating excessively in order to lower sperm count the day or two before going somewhere to potentially hook up with a chick in order to avoid knocking her up.
I'm going to Atlantic City this weekend. I should probably do some Las Vegas pregame so no "accidents" happen.
The act of calling your regular hard ridden craigslist hooker to your hotel room.
Yo Brenda, when you coming by for that las vegas sleepover? Thirty bucks plus cab fare. Whaddya say?
A vintage sex move the baby boomers used (so you know its effective) where the man gyrates like Elvis during intercourse while singing Viva Las Vegas at the top of his lungs. During climax one also screams, "Elvis has LEFT the building!" Rhinestone costumes are not required but encouraged.
"The Las Vegas Elvis will have your lady squirming and moving faster than ever."