Lay the Bread

“Laying the bread,” often confused with the phrase “get the bread,” does not refer to one getting money but one getting or trying to get at someone. People who often lay the bread associate the term with 🍞 or 🥖.

If you see someone trying to get and someone you would say:
“Lay the bread” or “*name* is Laying the Bread”

Ex. Dom hits on Rosie.
The boys call over to Dom,”Lay the bread.”

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Lay it on me

Confess your troubles to me. Let out whatever is bothering you.

Person 1: Dude I need to tell you something serious!
Person 2: It’s all good, lay it on me.

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laying cable

Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.

Darryl layed a 3 foot cable.

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lay the pipe

To fuck a girl REAL GOOD.
So hard she's begging and crying for you not to stop and because the orgasm is so damn good.

I laid the pipe WELL on this chick last night. She was shakin' when I got done with her!!

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laying eggs

Overall poor perfomance. Not meeting ones goals, screwing up, missing plays.

I was laying eggs out there on the court, missing all those shots.

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lay rap

To hit on, flirt, or throw out pick up lines to a member of the opposite sex; usually in an attempt to hook up with this person.

That girl was so hot, everyone was trying to lay rap on her.

lay cable

Vacate the bowels, particularly with a long, firm, unbroken turd.

I need to lay some cable.

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