To my sunshine and my little drugaronie...

This is for my lovely, amazing, adorable, funny, and just overall perfect girlfriend. She is AMAZING!!!!!!! I love you and doing shit with you baby girl. Youre mine forever ♥

This is To my sunshine and my little drugaronie...

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fill my little world right up

Have anal sex.

You know, up the ass.

Hey show some love,
you ain't so tough,
come fill my little world right up,
right up.

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throw up a little bit in my mouth

involuntary flood of pre throw up salty slavering in my mouth

Every time I see or hear anything at all about any of the Kardashian/Jenner freak show, I automatically begin the involuntary flood of pre throw up salty slavering in my mouth and I have to take a promethazine tablet for nausea. It doesn't always work so then I throw up a little bit in my mouth.

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throw up a little bit in my mouth

A situation that is so sickening or disgusting, it actually makes you nauseous.

The 'sexual chemistry' between Melissa and Joe Gorga in "The real housewives of New Jersey" is so fake, it makes me want to "throw up a little bit in my mouth".

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My little ponies melted onto a potato

This is when your potato is way to hot and my little ponies at this point in time look very good to digest. You also use my little ponies to test the potato and make sure it can not be eaten with the plastic chemicals and toxic waste put in the action figures. If you have ever had these thought you probably either have a mental illness or are just being a stupid person and your friends are being stupid

Random frat guy: yo i wanna eat my little ponies melted onto a potato

too much sand for my little truck

A member of opposite sex that although possibly attractive is just too fat to put it to. Opposite of a butta face.

Janet is is cute and all, but a bit too much sand for my little truck.

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My Little N i g g e r

You can call me Mr. M a j o r or ‘daddy’ M a j o r. I’m writing this to clarify the stuff written about my little n I g g e r Lawrence or Larry. I know he’s a problem for folks and some of you unlucky ones who have to be around him in Omaha. I managed to knock up his momma, who was a alcoholic crack whore. So from the beginning he wasn’t wanted. He was a chubby little squat. In fact his titties was bigger than his momma’s when he was a boy. But I could see that when he was a little baby, he was gonna be a problem. That’s one reason I left. I didn’t want to believe he came from my loins. He used to get in fights, but only when somebody else was there to protect him. His life of crime started early when he stole money from me from my wallet. He went on to stealing hubcaps, breaking windows and stealing from stores. He was sent to Boys Town, but I was gone then and from what I’ve read, he’s still a miserable little bastard. I know he’s diabetic, but still drinks too much anyway which makes him even worse. Them folks have to deal with a drunken loud mouth that runs around crying racism all the time. I know I wouldn’t hire him if I ran a business. He was, is, and will always be just a scum punk.

I don’t envy anybody that’s around my little n I g g e r. I’ve said my peace.

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