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The Long Lunch is the act of sending an employee to a lunch without pay and often without an end.
Jordi: "Hey Alex, have you seen William recently?"
Alex: "I think Jason sent him on the long lunch."
Jordi: "I guess we'll never see him again. Poor bloke."
A background feeling of melancholy found in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings, derived from the knowledge that every victory is only temporary, what we hold good will eventually be gone, and that the world is irreversibly changing for the worse, derived from the English/British Catholic sentiment that their world of Catholic hegemony is gone and never to return, crossed with Tolkien's dislike of the changes to England since the Industrial Revolution and during the Twentieth Century.
I love Lord of the Rings, but it's not optimistic. The whole Long Defeat thing is too much for me and I want to get away from it.
One of the sexist things on earth. Great to bang and found on tall girls.
Every girl wants long legs.
Guys love long legs!
Long legs are hot.
A non-hostile fictional creation of Trevor Henderson. It appears in the shape of a horses neck, but the neck extends infinitely with no end in side. The face looks sort of like the skeleton of a horse with very little hair. He smells strongly of cinnamon and makes creaking and cracking noises like bones snapping as it moves its neck. Despite its scary appearance, long-horse is not necessarily friendly, but non-hostile. He wont attack you.
Girl: What is that horrifying creature outside my window
Boy: Don't worry, its just long horse. He wont hurt you.
Girl: Oh, okay.
Joey: Listen, I know it's a long shot, but by any chance,
did she find that funny?
A semi-erect penis that gives the false impression that its' owner is well hung.
Man, that chick just walked in on me in the shower! Luckily I had a long softy going on.
A way of saying "I don't want to tell you"
From 'The Fast and The Furious'
'so how d'you know him?'
'It's a long story'
'We've got a 40 mile hike.'
'A business deal went sour,And once I made the mistake of sleeping with his sister'.