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Mafia hitman of the 1930's who killed his victims by forcing them to ingest large quantities of lube. Lube is known to have killed at least seven different men in and around Portland, Oregon.
Lube was known to wear spandex underneath his trenchcoat, thus he was also know at Moose Knuckle
Snipe: Lube the hitman is one bad dude
Gypsy: Yeah.... he sucks at halo
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To mix holy water with any lubricant
As jimmy walked into church, he remembered he had his Holy Lube in his backpack and headed straight to the bathroom for an early morning Church Jerk.
Tamy didn't want to fuck cause she was on the lube rack
An adjective used to describe a person who is smooth, suave, and in control.
Damn, Brendan is so cool; I wish I was as well-lubed as him
An over exaggerated term for shampoo or soap when it gets inside your pee hole while attempting to masturbate with it.. Resulting and ending in either one or several "stop-start" pissing sessions while the person is screaming about the flaming sensations that have been inflicted "down there"
Jack was out of lube, so shampoo sounded fine.. Mr. pee hole said otherwise, as poor Jack shed his tears as he slowly and painfully pissed out the Lava Lube that he mistakenly used that night. Therefore, turning his pleasure session into a pain session.....
Lube for literally anything anywhere. Makes things slippery, and also cleans. Tinkers use it for their cats, smelly feet, and as a substitute for lubricants like oil, bacon grease and petroleum jelly.
oil bacon grease petroleum jelly cats smelly feet tinker tinky lube
Garlic infused butter that comes with some pizzas, mainly Papa Johns.
Wesley: "This pizza was a bad idea, huge calorie intake I didn't need."
Angel: "Don't worry, put pizza lube on everything, that way the pizza flies through your system faster and your body doesn't retain the calories."