mp

Commonly used in text, this stands for "Me Personally".

Nerd: I don't understand why Monster Energy gets so much hate. I think they have some good drinks mp.
Based GigaChad: Well mp you're just a fucking nuketard.

Mp

Another way to say "My pleasure".

Person 1 txting person 2: "thanks for the ride"
Person 2's responds: "Mp"

mp

An "MP" is someone who is inconsiderate, manipulative, and pretty much a pick-me boy
tends to not respond to messages, victimizes him self

**disclaimer**: if you meet an MP get out of the relationship as soon as possible, do whatever it takes to not talk to them again.

Ughh, Jake is such an MP

mp

My Pleasure

...
me: i got you
them: ty
me: mp

MP

Ultimate NKVD fun killers of IRF

MP smells.

MP

Used to describe someone with a micro-penis (abnormally short and skinny penis).

That white dude is probably an MP, isn't he?

MP

Mega pussy (mp for short) - when someone literally can’t make a move because they’re scared

Josh is being a mp because he doesn’t know what to text his crush