When you grease your partner’s pubes with hair oil so that they look like Malfoy from Harry Potter’s hair; then you fuck.
Boyfriend: you down for a wet Malfoy?
Girlfriend: what’s that?
Boyfriend: you’ll see
The hottest Harry Potter character, played by the actor Tom Felton. (aka Thomas Andrew Felton) the character girls fantasize getting railed by.
Hp fan: I shifted last night to Hogwarts.
Non Hp fan: Oh yeah, what did you do?
Hp fan: I got absolutely railed by Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy is a beautiful man. A lot of people simp for him. If you name is Daisy you are destined to be his wife if not already. If you name is not Daisy don’t worry, you would have hooked up at one point with him
Draco Malfoy is Daisy Malfoys husband.
I simp for Draco Malfoy
He's a trend on the app tiktok and also like perfect ok? Ok
Person 1: have you seen Draco malfoy all over tiktok
Person 2 : ya hes like so perfect
A fictional character from the Harry Potter universe. He is in Slytherin. HE NEEDS A HUG. And don't you DARE call me "simp" or "obsessed". He really had no choice and I get it.
Gryffindork imbecile: "DrAcO mAlFoY wAs A jErK, hE dEsErVeD tO dIe."
Me: "Don't. You. Dare. *goes into deep explanation of how he was broken and points out scientific facts*"
Draco Malfoy: "Nice. Finally, someone who gets me."
the hottest harry potter character and had a astronomical glow-up from the 2nd movie to 3rd movie
"look at this draco malfoy edit, he's so beautiful"
DESERVES BETTER , AND ITS NOT A VILLIAN
AYO what do u think about Draco Malfoy :
he deserves better , and he is not a villian