mushroom management

To keep your employees in the dark, and every now and then throw shit on them.

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Football Manager

A computer "game" about managing a football team that can suck the life out of a person. It is quite possibly the only game that can make you feel completely stressed out, pissed off angry like, and exceedingly happy at the same time.

Mr. Beans: "Hmm... I think I'll play an half an hour of Football Manager before bed."

-20 Hours Later-

Mr. Beans: "Oh, motherfuck! I gotta get to work! ...meh." *continues playing*

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business manager

that guy who can make any lady's panties drop.

Jeff is a total business manager. The girls are all over him.

managers glaze

The managers ejaculation that gets put on food (most likely pancakes or dessert)

“Can I get the iHop pancakes with the managers glaze please”

Parts Manager

Another term for sex partner.

I need to hook up with my Parts Manager.

Roomba Management

Roomba Management is the management technique of blindly trying out ideas and then randomly changing direction until an idea works, a lot like the Roomba vacuum cleaner. However a Roomba is very effective.

Observing a Roomba in action it basically blindly drives around a room bumping into things and then changing direction until it eventually covers the entire floor. While entertaining to watch, and pretty effective for vacuuming a room, Roomba Management is very painful to experience.

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task manager

when your computer crashes, press CTRL-ALT-DEL.

This will bring up a program called the "task manager", which freezes all forms of input possible, other than the keys, CTRL, ALT, and DEL.

Did you know that if you press CTRL-ALT-DEL and hold it for a really long time, the task manager will come up several hundred times, thus freezing up your computer even more! Thanks Micro$oft!

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