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Used to describe one's physical position when seated next to a seat bitch on an airplane or bus. In the seated position -- Both elbows are centered in above the stomach and the hands remain above the elbows. This ensures that no part of the body is allowed, remains, or otherwise intrudes upon another's seating or personal space.
I sat next to this seat bitch on my plane. My ass was doing the Praying Mantis the whole way!
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The only insect that makes a great pet.
They hatch on Memorial Day, give or take a few days. About July 4 they are large enough to find in the wild. If you have an egg case in a terrarium, you'll be able to see them as soon as they hatch, but good luck finding these little guys outside.
They all have wings, but only adult males fly. Males are slightly shorter, a lot skinnier, and much more hyper. They are a lot harder to catch and somewhat more difficult to tame.
If well fed, they are much less cannibalistic than commonly thought. Yes, a small percent are Jeffrey or Jennifer Dahmers, but most are not.
Unfortunately they are short lived. In the wild they die between fall and winter. In captivity they still might die in fall, but some will make it almost to next spring.
It may seem cruel, but it's usually best to clip their wings in the fall, as they get a disease which starts out as brown spots on their wings but soon turns into holes. They die sooner if you let them get this, or let it progress. Cut the wings and put some Neosporin CREAM on them with a Q-tip.
FOOD: Katydids are their favorite. Small grasshoppers are good. Moths are excellent. You may have to buy crickets in the winter. Baby mantids eat flightless fruitflies (PETSMART).
Preying Mantis Kung Fu mimicks the fighting style of the Preying Mantis.
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a lesser known derogatory term for those of african american descent usually referring to those who need a good bath
That damn mud mantis has been wearing that same shirt for the past three days!
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A Grandmother who wears her husband's underwear because she confused them with her own.
My Grandpa thinks someone is stealing his drawers because my Grandma's eyesight is slipping and she's turned his laundry into her very own Granny Manties!
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Intercourse that ends with the female partner terminating the life of the male partner. The female partner gives a quick snap of the neck to the male partner immediately after the male orgasims. Although rarely practiced, some men with terminal diseases choose to end their life this way rather than waiting for their bodies to shrivel and waste away. As an added benefit, if timed correctly, the male will stay hard and continue to orgasim and shudder for upwards of twenty five minutes, providing a great deal of extra stimulation for the female partner.
I was getting awful tired of Timmy donkey punching me all the time, so I got a little extra pleasure from mantis fucking the hell out of him once we found out he had cancer.
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to have intercourse from behind with a partner, then grab the partner by the nostrels pulling up which will make the impression of a praying mantis.
'cisco gave drew the praying mantis last night!'
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