Random
Source Code
Random
The star character in the fan fiction “diary of a wimpy shirt,”” which was created by Tom Hanks in 2013 after a boweled misadventure. The headphone meister wears a pair of Turtle Beach headphones everywhere he goes, wreaking havoc and causing dysentery in people whom are not prepared for the sound cancelling powers of Beats by Dre
“AHHHH HZHITNDJDJRENDBDJZ THE HEADPHONE MEISTER IS GETTIN MEEEEE.”
the coolest, most swag, best dad ever. he’s SUPER buff and strong! he can do anything for anyone especially for his girls! everybody loves him and knows him, and loves when he’s around them!
daughter 1: i really one this and this
kurt andrew meister: i can make it work ❤️
Someone that controls how much some type of person can chilk chilking. The chilk meister is normally the person in a friend group that arranges hangouts and they are normally only virgins for the first two years of their lives.
Person 1: Woah did you see that new guy Brad?
Person 2: I bet he's a big chilk meister.
Person 1: I'd suck his dilk.
Noun - the indevidual aquiring glory dude to the failure and/or wrongness of some else leading to the Glory-Meisters original argument being found to be correct.
Libby - The sky is blue.
Maya - The sky is orange.
Libby - Look outside.
Maya - Oh no! You're right.
Libby - You're failure feeds my ego! I am the glory-meister.
A Fat Twat Whos Named The Jelly Meister
“That Fat Twat Luca Is The Jelly Meister”
A gifted writer. A person who writes well.
Claire is a word-meister. She writes so well that her articles are a joy to read.